Cowboy Hat
$100.00
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Cowboy Hat
$100
Not strictly necessary. Absolutely worth it.
ONE SIZETHE HATWORTH IT ANYWAY
The details
Opens
When the outfit is already fine
Wears
Like you meant it
Stays
Through the walk from the car
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the feel
The hat you reach for when the outfit is already fine but you want it to be a whole thing. Good for long drives, bright afternoons, and the walk from the car to wherever you're going. It does not go with everything, and that is entirely the point.
The Cowboy Hat
FAQ
Questions
Do I need a horse?
No. You need a driveway and a little nerve. The horse is optional and, frankly, a lot of upkeep.
Will it go with everything?
It does not go with everything, and that is entirely the point. If it matched your whole closet we would have called it a beanie.
Is this… skincare?
Absolutely not. That’s what the cabinet is for. This one goes on your head, darlin'. Different moisture situation.
What size is it?
One size. If it fits your head, it fits the assignment. If it doesn’t, we can talk, but we will still recommend the hat.
Why does a hat cost that much?
Because “not strictly necessary” is the whole brand of this one. You don’t need it. You’re going to think about it in the car anyway.
Can I wear it with the beach towel?
Yes. Hat on, towel over the chair, Gold Rush in the bag. We are not the police. We are the enablers.
Does it come with a personality?
You bring that. The hat just makes it visible from the parking lot. Suzy would like it noted she already had one.
Is this gonna be released?
When enough people ask for it.
